no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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