whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I need a beard to bite.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
