Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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