just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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