It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It's like God shit irony all over that family
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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