GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
