Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
