Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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