Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I fill condoms, not promises.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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