Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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