Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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