...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
