..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if only i could text you this smell
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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