Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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