I am in a vortex of obligation.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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