i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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