Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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