If i come over, it means nothing
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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