nut hugger
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
