there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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