He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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