Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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