The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Can you repeat that, but with context?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
