We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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