If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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