so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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