this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
