How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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