You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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