i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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