what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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