Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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