I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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