I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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