Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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