just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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