Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor