I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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