walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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