turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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