The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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