i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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