No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
