Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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