We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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