Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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