I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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