whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Pants are for mortals
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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