Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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