You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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