Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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