arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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