I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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