who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Can i not drive my cunt home
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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