anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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