How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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