cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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