is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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