'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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