You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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