my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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