using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
