I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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