Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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